Archive for February, 2007
10 Commandments
Here are the 10 Commandments that I must follow until August 14th, the estimated date of departure to Kansas.
1. I will not skip any Weight Watchers meetings
2. I will not eat Panda Express
3. I will not drink Dr. Pepper
4. I will not call in sick
5. I will not sleep in until noon
6. I will work out daily
7. I will read daily
8. I will work a second job
9. I will keep the checking account balance positive
10. I will not doubt myself
The Oscars are here again…
Oscar day! I’m having a few girls from work over for some lasagna and balloting…I was up at 830 this morning…way too early, here’s hoping I’m not a total grump by 3 when everyone gets here…Ok here are some of my picks but honestly, I’ve barely seen any movies in the last year, so I’m just following the words of all the critics out there…
Best Picture-Little Miss Sunshine (counting on the Indy lovers from last year)
Best Actor-Forest Whitaker
Best Actress-Helen Mirren
Best Supporting Actor-Eddie Murphy
Best Supporting Actress-Jennifer Hudson
Best Director-Martin Scorsese (come on just give it to him already!!)
Ok those are the only ones that anyone really cares about…and I’m tired and don’t feel like writing anything
My letter of truth to Britney Spears…
Dear Britney,
Britney Britney Britney…You’ve been in my life for a long time. We’ve gone through many things together. First you were a guilty pleasure, I admit ok? I totally sing along to all of your songs in the car. And like every other female in the world, I was envious of how stinking hot you were. Then you cheated on Justin but that wasn’t even that bad. Granted, I probably wouldn’t have done the same thing (come on, it’s Justin Timberlake), but you were young. The quickie marriage in Vegas was easy enough to forget. Walking around barefoot in gas station bathrooms, gross but also forgetable.
Then you entered the Kevin Fedeline stages of your life. I really just kind of felt sorry for you at first but honestly I don’t think anyone believed you’d actually marry the guy, let alone bear his fruit…twice. But look on the bright side, they’re babies and they’re yours and that’s really a blessing. So finalize the divorce, get back your team of stylists and producers and everything should be money, right?
Unfortunately, I was going through the news today and found that you really weren’t doing too well. You’ve really gone too far this time. It’s way worse than showing your C U Next Tuesday to the entire world. Even driving with your baby on your lap was minor compared to this…WHY WHY WHY DID YOU SHAVE YOUR HEAD?
Sincerely,
Heather
Lunch debate…
The lead up to this conversation is that literally every day Cassie and I fight over who is going to go pick up lunch. Unfortunately, I always lose this for some odd reason, I’m really not sure why…and not only do I end up picking up lunch but I end up buying hers as well…basically I am wrapped around my baby sister’s little finger. Nice, I know…anyway, here’s the fight of today, since I happen to be on here as it’s happening…
Heather: How many times did I buy you Panda in the last 2 weeks?
Cassie: I’d say at least 2 or 3
Heather: …and how many times did I pay for it?
Cassie: This as nothing to do with Panda
Heather: Yes this is about me being Cassie’s Bitch
Cassie: You’re not my bitch
Heather: Oh really?
Cassie: Yes
Heather: How do you figure?
Cassie: Well we equal each other out…
Heather: By me always buying you lunch and you…
Cassie: I just think that what I give you is worth more than what money can buy
In case you’re wondering how this turned out…I held out until around 3:30, so for about an hour and a half, and then went and got myself Subway. Cassie got Taylen to buy her lunch.
Bad business practices…
CURSE YOU GOLDEN CHOPSTICKS!!!
I would really like a teriaki chicken bowl, please be open on Sundays…
Biore nose strips…
1. How often do you typically shower/bath?
Daily, although sometimes when I’m off and just sitting around the house I’m a not as strict…yum
2. Do you prefer showering or taking a bath?
Showering…I’ve never truly appreciated the bath, I get bored just sitting there
3. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone w/o a shower/bath?Umm…when I had my surgery it was a couple of days before I could take a real bath so I guess that…I’m usually pretty regular, I don’t like to sit around and be gross
4. What’s your favorite personal hygiene product?
Uhh…wow, I don’t know. Do those Biore nose strips count because I like those, I feel all pampered and stuff
5. Do you shave your leg and/or beard? If so how often? Wow…no comment haha, it’s winter ya’ll I shave my legs when I get bored
Internal Monologue…pt.1
I don’t have anything specific to write about right now so I’ll just write the random stuff on my mind:
1. I have some really stupid songs on my iPod, which by the way I am like attached by the, I would say hips but the Pod doesn’t have hips, except that one time it got mad at me and had a face, any way, I’m attached by the ears/earbuds to the damn thing…even when it plays Freshman by the Verb followed by New Kids on the Block and ABBA
2. I think I’m getting sick…I’ve had the sneezes like crazy and those headaches that aren’t like real headaches but are really just a clogged up feeling that’s not at all comfortable
3. WordPress is really pissing me off because I swear I have to sign in every single time I do something different…I mean my banking website isn’t this crazy about passwords, what’s the worse that can happen here, someone fucks up my shit, not the end of the world (although I will admit, I’d be kind of bummed) Anyway, that’s just frustrating me today
4. Which brings me to the fact that everything is mildly annoying me today…it’s going to be a long long night
5. Am I the only one sick and tired of hearing about the lastest in the Anna Nicole Smith death case…seriously, they’ve covered the death of presidents with less enthusiam, I’m seriously bored with it all…can’t we get back to what a mess Britney Spears is
6. I’m really not doing a really good job of getting out of the funk…I mean I’ve been in it for like 5 years now so I knew it wasn’t going to be easy but seriously, I have 6 months until I plan on moving and if I’m not out of it by then I’m really going to be a mess out there on my own…somebody please just tell me that everything is going to be ok when I get back to Kansas and that I really can do all this. Deep down, I really know that this is the right path for me and that all these things that I want to do with my life are so obtainable. Once upon a time, I used to just do things like this, I had a plan and I just kicked the shit out of it. I don’t know where along the line I lost faith in myself. It’s really sad, isn’t it? Poor Heather.
Ok I guess that’s all, I should really go get ready for work
Oh and by the way, did I mention…
…that the new Harry Potter book comes out in 160 days? (July 21st) I am so excited!! I’ve already preordered it! I’m so so so so so excited…so in honor of that, I guess I’ll do a quiz!
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You scored as Gryffindor. You have been sorted into Gryffindor! You’re brave, loyal, and perhaps a little short tempered- if someone says or does something you don’t like, you’ll make sure they know- and everyone else too- regardless of the consequences.
The Hogwarts Sorting Hat! |
Dinner with the Girls…
One Sunday night, some friends and I got cut around 9 and decided to go out for dinner (sounds like I’m starting a short story). Anyway, Katreen, Marissa, and I went to dinner at Torii’s, here’s a momento…
what you can’t see is the zuchinni in Katreen’s hood because she was unable to catch any of the food the chef was throwing at her. Good food, good fun.
…and did I mention kareaoke? Oh yes, my friends, we did some singin’ as well. A little Independent Women from Destiny’s Child and then we did Killing Me Softly…but it wasn’t the Fugee’s version, it was the Roberta Flack…really slow, and it featured this totally 80′s style video complete with girl in shoulder pads and the worse giant aviator reading glasses ever! It was a gay ol’ time! Wish you had been there…
Good times, good times…
I hadn’t posted any of my pictures from the Justin Timberlake concert because I didn’t really like them (let’s face, a photographer I am not) but I’ve decided I will let you peak into a little of the world that was shared by me and Justin for that one evening…he was so close, oh who am I kidding, I couldn’t even see his face, but I danced my ass off and had a damn good time. We topped it off with Jack in the Box, and it just don’t get much better than that my friends.
By the way, why is that I have the reddest face on the freaking planet? Do you think it means I need to drink more water?
